
haha. ok. done with class. AGAIN. hahaha.
well, found this picture online while surfing through the net because i was getting bored. huiqi left us all alone. hahahaha. bad huiqi....... XD
ok, farhana gave me this link to a trivia and things-we-never-knew site. haha. funnnnnnnnny. if things are funny, must shareeeeee. =]
ok, here's one:
A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in prison, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you" To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey. I love you too..."
hahahaha. damn. i won't want to be that guy. =S
and another one:
Free Sex
There was this gas station in "Redneck Country" trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up."
Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer then guessed (8) and the proprietor said, "No, you were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next time".
Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number. The man guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close but no free sex this time".
As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't giveaway free sex". The buddy replied "No, it's not rigged-my wife won twice last week".
believe me, i won't want that happening to me. hahahahahahahaha.
and yet another:
Making a Woman Happy vs Making a Man Happy
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy- a man only needs to be:
- a friend
- a companion
- a lover
- a brother
- a father
- a master
- a mentor
- a chef
- an electrician
- a carpenter
- a plumber
- a mechanic
- a decorator
- a stylist
- a sexologist
- a gynecologist
- a psychologist
- a pest exterminator
- a psychiatrist
- a healer
- a good listener
- a smooth talker
- an organizer
- a good father
- very clean
- sympathetic
- athletic
- warm
- attentive
- gallant
- intelligent
- funny
- creative
- tender
- strong
- understanding
- tolerant
- prudent
- ambitious
- capable
- courageous
- determined
- true
- dependable
- passionate
- compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
- give her compliments regularly
- love shopping
- be honest
- be very rich
- not stress her out
- not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, THE MAN MUST ALSO:
- give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
- give her lots of time, especially time for herself
- give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
Never to forget:
- * birthdays
- * anniversaries
- * arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
- Show up naked
- Bring food and drink
hahahahahahaha. well, what else can i say? i don't understand women. hahaha. WE men don't understand women. hahahahahahaha. farhana, huiqi and shyanne, please don't kill me after reading this post. hahahaha. it's just a thought. =)
till then,
crawl ya'll ltr!
peace.